{bader's bauhaus}
Thursday, June 29, 2006
Monday, June 26, 2006
A Special Letter to Dick Cheney
Dear Cock, (dick)I work in a building that overlooks the airport and 494. Having watched Air Force One land many times, I have observed a couple things that really piss me off. Watching the landing process I watched how the state, county, and city cops close all local roads for the motorcade. Now I understand you are trying to swing this state of minnesota with all its liberals that all hate america, but do you really think you and fuckin "w" can come here all the time (5 times this year) and not fly from the airport to your location in a helicopter? You do it all the time in the white house lawn. Its so dramatic. Oh wait so is closing down the twin cities main traffic veins during rush hour.
But no, you use up our state funding to spread your bullshit message across our state. We pay for you to close up every crossroad on 494 15 miles east and west. posting a cop at every intersection while you promote your agenda and while people wait to go pick up their childeren at daycare while the meter runs and perhaps their house is robbed because of the lack of police enforcement (they are making sure no on gets onto 494.) You wouldn't know about that, because that is middle class americans, people you have long forgotten asshole. Frankly it is getting old and I hope you are losing more votes than gaining in my state.
Most importantly, as if closing these roads is bad enough during the day, the fact that you chose to parade around during evening rush hour I am sure made a lot of people say "fuckin dick!" I throughly enjoyed my 45 minute drive (should take 15) home on a road that is not even close to 494 at fucking 4pm. Not all of us can shoot someone in the face with a shotgun when traffic gets slow. I can only imagine those people who rely on roads closer to 494.
So you can see why I get angry, paying for you to parade around in an unneccesary motorcade, during rush hour, in the twin cities, promoting a upper class agenda, while people like me drive home thinking please oh please is it 2008 yet?
THE BIGGEST FUCKING BIRTHDAY PARTY ICING ON THE CAKE, IS THE FACT THAT YOU DID ALL THIS TO ATTEND A PRIVATE FUNDRAISER AT A DISTRICT LEVEL. (the 6th district, you can't afford to lose it) I THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE PROMOTING EDUCATION REFORM IN MN, OR HELPING US HELP OUR POOR, OR FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO ABOUT THE NORTHERN MN ECONOMY, OR WHAT TO DO WITH THE PLETHORA OF OTHER SOCIAL ISSUES WE HAVE IN OUR STATE.
but no, just a private republican fundraiser. Nothing important in washington to do today, just spend mn's money to promote the right. Thats wrong.
Fuck You,
Scott Bader
Monday, June 12, 2006
Wednesday, June 07, 2006
So, logically, what could possibly better ensure the prosperous and bright future of working men and women and their families than for the Senate to work on a constitutional amendment that is guaranteed to fail?
It's clear that cynical, patronizing White House political strategists are trying to rally a conservative base that they believe is more base than conservative. They're wrong on all counts.
We're fighting a war against radical Islamist terrorists with ongoing campaigns in Iraq and Afghanistan, we're drowning in debt from our growing record trade and budget deficits and we're watching our public education system fail a generation of students. Congress has yet to act on an effective solution to our illegal immigration crisis as millions of illegal aliens flood our borders every year, and our nation's borders and ports are still woefully insecure, four and a half years after the September 11 attacks.
I believe most Americans are far more concerned about their declining real wages and the lack of real creation of quality jobs than the insulting insertion of wedge issues into the national dialogue and political agenda.
But President Bush and the Senate have decided they should take up a constitutional ban of gay marriage. Polls tell us most of us oppose gay marriage. Those same polls are also shouting to our elected representatives in Washington that we want real leadership and real solutions to real problems.
The president and the Senate's Republican leadership are now claiming that an amendment to our Constitution is necessary to save the American family. No matter how you feel about the issue, and many of us feel deeply, a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage is utter and complete nonsense. It's an insult to the intelligence of every voter, Republican or Democrat, liberal or conservative.
The president and the Senate are focusing on one of the few reasons that has not been proven to cause divorce. They instead should look to financial hardships, and the lack of communication about family finances. The median family income is stagnating while gasoline costs and higher interest rates are eating up the family budget.
Nor is the Senate looking at the national tragedy of out-of-wedlock births: In seven states, more than 40 percent of our children are born out of wedlock. Nationally, more than one out of three of our children are born to unmarried parents.
Both political parties love to excite and enliven their so-called "bases" by focusing on wedge issues like gay marriage, abortion, gun control, school prayer and flag burning. Both the Republicans and Democrats raise these issues to distract and divert public attention from the pressing issues that affect our way of life and our nation's future.
Are these wedge issues really how Congress should be spending its time, especially given how little time politicians spend in Washington, D.C., these days? I'd rather see our 535 elected representatives and this president use their time to combat poverty, fix our crumbling schools, secure our broken borders and ports and hold employers accountable for hiring illegal aliens. And like millions of Americans, I am desperate for a resolution to our wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.
How can we tolerate elected officials who press wedge issues when 37 million people in the United States live in poverty, one in every eight Americans? Almost 18 percent of children under the age of 18 live in poverty -- 13 million children.
Nearly 46 million people live without health insurance, about 16 percent of the population, a number that has risen by 6 million since 2000. More than one in 10 children are uninsured, and one-quarter of people with incomes below $25,000 also lack any health insurance.
College costs are skyrocketing. There's been a 40 percent jump (inflation-adjusted) in tuition and fees at public four-year colleges and universities over the past five years, according to the College Board. The costs for brand-name prescription drugs have also increased twice as fast as the rate of inflation. In fact, over the past six years, the average rise in the price of brand-name drugs is 40 percent, according to the AARP.
But while these increases in the price of the basics make it harder for hard-working men and women to make ends meet, the president and Congress would rather drive wedge issues than work toward real solutions.
I wonder if the president's political advisers know just how ill-advised and smarmy this wedge issue looks to the millions of us who want solutions to the critical, urgent problems facing this nation. Worse, I wonder if they even care.
Tuesday, May 30, 2006
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Monday, April 03, 2006
Thursday, March 16, 2006
Thursday, March 02, 2006
Saturday, February 25, 2006
blah blah blah
I know I haven't posted lately but I have been supa busy. Got back from FL on wed night and played catch up at work for two days and have stuff to do this weekend.I have been trying to get badernation.com on its feet, but it is a lot of work, and not only do I have to create the flash site, but I have to create all the anti republican artwork. If you build it, they will come.
bader
Thursday, February 16, 2006
Tuesday, February 14, 2006
LOS ANGELES (AP) - Television talk shows took aim Monday at Vice President Dick Cheney's accidental weekend shooting in Texas of a hunting companion. Here are a few of the jokes.
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"Late Show with David Letterman," CBS:
- "Good news, ladies and gentlemen, we have finally located weapons of mass destruction: It's Dick Cheney."
- "But here is the sad part - before the trip Donald Rumsfeld had denied the guy's request for body armor."
- "We can't get Bin Laden, but we nailed a 78-year-old attorney."
- "The guy who got gunned down, he is a Republican lawyer and a big Republican donor and fortunately the buck shot was deflected by wads of laundered cash. So he's fine. He took a little in the wallet."
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"The Tonight Show with Jay Leno," NBC:
- "Although it is beautiful here in California, the weather back East has been atrocious. There was so much snow in Washington, D.C., Dick Cheney accidentally shot a fat guy thinking it was a polar bear.
- "That's the big story over the weekend. ... Dick Cheney accidentally shot a fellow hunter, a 78-year-old lawyer. In fact, when people found out he shot a lawyer, his popularity is now at 92 percent."
- "I think Cheney is starting to lose it. After he shot the guy he screamed, 'Anyone else want to call domestic wire tapping illegal?'"
- "Dick Cheney is capitalizing on this for Valentine's Day. It's the new Dick Cheney cologne. It's called Duck!"
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"The Daily Show with Jon Stewart," Comedy Central:
- "Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot a man during a quail hunt ... making 78-year-old Harry Whittington the first person shot by a sitting veep since Alexander Hamilton. Hamilton, of course, (was) shot in a duel with Aaron Burr over issues of honor, integrity and political maneuvering. Whittington? Mistaken for a bird."
- "Now, this story certainly has its humorous aspects. ... But it also raises a serious issue, one which I feel very strongly about. ... moms, dads, if you're watching right now, I can't emphasize this enough: Do not let your kids go on hunting trips with the vice president. I don't care what kind of lucrative contracts they're trying to land, or energy regulations they're trying to get lifted - it's just not worth it."
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"Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson," CBS:
- "He is a lawyer and he got shot in the face. But he's a lawyer, he can use his other face. He'll be all right."
- "You can understand why this lawyer fellow let his guard down, because if you're out hunting with a politician, you think, 'If I'm going to get it, it's going to be in the back.'"
- "The big scandal apparently is that they didn't release the news for 18 hours. I don't think that's a scandal at all. I'm quite pleased about that. Finally there's a secret the vice president's office can keep."
"Apparently the reason they didn't release the information right away is they said we had to get the facts right. That's never stopped them in the past."
Monday, February 13, 2006
Opps... I shot my friend!!!
Let me preface this all with the fact that I grew up with guns, and have no problem with them. I did not though.... Grow up with an AK47.
Grrrr... Give me my gun... I need to shoot something. How about my friend. If it was election year I would tell you how gun control is bad. Why did it take 24 hours for the white house to report this? Because the third unidentified person on scene was non other than.... Thats right GW!!!! Actually folks, GW is the one who shot him, but I have to take the blame. Thats the problem with having a puppet...Sometimes you have to take the blame.
Look at this gun... Isn't it beauuuutiful? NRA!!!!!!! Democrats are pussies!!!!! They can't shoot someone with a 12 gauge and laugh about it. But I can!!!!!!! I mean GW can... cough cough, I mean I SHOT SOMEONE!!!!!! GO WHITE HOUSE!!!!!!! Thank God the two huge dorks next two me that are salivating over this gun didn't shot him... They would have also ate him.Friday, February 10, 2006
Friday, February 03, 2006
Brett Allan Bader


Brett Allan Bader
2-2-06
6 lbs 6 oz
18.5 in
The Bader Debauchery Continues...
p.s. Allan is a way cool middle name. Brett Allan is almost as cool as Scott Allan
Monday, January 30, 2006
the huge duluth blog...
-Sista J
"We couldn't get you two [peeps and badeskis] to sit down for 2 seconds." (Yeah we were kinda bouncing off the walls.)
The last pic of the night: This is the last cybershot of the night. I am trying to lick broetch off my arm. Why the pinky I don't know. Anyways, peeps branded me with the broetch call it goes something like this mgmgbrooooooooetchch.
Sista J and Allie, a pretty nice pic. Sista was sober for the second night in a row//////how do you put up with peeps. After driving her around for 2 seconds she would be rolling out the passenger seat at about 50 mph.
Yag bomb you taste sooooo good. Why though are you in a shot glass? Is it the RT's mixes red bull and jag and then pours? Thats right...shaken not stirred bitch.
When I got to RT's I was already incredibly wasted. So you could imagine that by the time I got home, ummm around 3ish...4ish?????? that I was pretty wasted. Bret and I had gone to Fitgers so I could pay my part of the bet. what was the bet? the packers lost....the bears won.....twice. Drank 2 at fitgers then drank huge amounts at Sir Bens 3-4 beers and 2 shots of goldschlager. This is the important part. Bret asked if I wanted some goldschlager and I asked what is it. Peppermint schnapps he responded...it kinda tastes like cinnamon. I said sorry, but does it look like I live in a trailer court? Once I found out there was real gold in it, and that I would be shitting gold the next day I was in. The thing is that the second shot was poured into a glass and the server gave us the largest shot ever purchased at a bar. It had to be at least 8oz. {notice all the popcorn in the machine we were the only ones eatin it, compare it to pictures later on}
What am I doing you ask? I am either raising the roof, or sick of Allie's shit and givin her sole attitude.
It looks like I am having a fun time....peeps on the other hand is having a hard time with that spanking... Don't grunt that hard, you're just slapping an ass.
Peeps: "Dude there is no way that the popcorn machine is hot... badeskis I am not touchin it."
So Peeps was stalking a num num that we saw two weeks in a row... at the same bar.... with the same pants on. She then took my camera and went crazy.When we went to gabes after the bar the cops came, more than likely because of peeps and I having a cig every two seconds. I stood close to the door out of sight and harassed the cops. You had to be there, but take this into consideration. There were 8 of us. at least that many cops, and we were all BY FAR older than 21. biatches//
NEWS FLASH peeps throwing all kinds of things into the bathroom.
wanted: braincells from sat nite:::::I don't remember putting on a provocative dance with peeps for everyone at gabes. I do know though, that if I was dancing with peeps, it was a GOOD show. bet your ass on it.
Taj-- Only the Best Sitcom ever. Peeps and I dreamed up a crazy sitcom and then tried to piece it together the next day. It is and was funny, all it involves is following us around drunk and watching the crazy and funny things we do. I think we should write it, shoot it, experience it, edit it, and then sell it. Peeps we could make a lot of money, we have nothing to lose, lets just do it and then if it doesn't make a ton of money we will have one cool home video.
Broetch!!!! All the pictures above were taken at RT Quilans, only the coolest bar around. I have introduced many of you to its glory. Anyways after two crazy sats there in a row, we are offically in with broetch; she is not only our broetch bar maid, but she is indebted to us for life. What the fuck is up with you attire? I can't believe that me and peeps haven't gotten our picture taken with you yet. Look for that in the future. Where are you? We love you! Her name is broetch.
DON'T FUCK WITH BADER AND TOUCH TUNES!!!! people getting sassy with me at the touch tunes, how does 30 play nows sound? and then saying ha ha nice good luck hearing your songs to everyone in line.... thats what I thought! broetch!
TELEPORT: why teleport when you could use peep's lightning fast car. It goes really fast.
tOO CoOL: the weekend was so outrageous...bringin the outrageous weekends to 3 in a row. how could I top that? I think I will stay home and do nothing this weekend. That is unless Looara invites me to St. Cloud....then it will be 4 outrageous weekends in a row.
Thursday, January 26, 2006
scott bader smallville
Wednesday, January 25, 2006
bwahahahaha

Richard Hatch, who won the television program "Survivor," departs federal court during jury deliberation, in his tax fraud trial in Providence, R.I., Tuesday, Jan. 24, 2006. Hatch is accused of failing to pay taxes on the $1 million he won on the hit CBS reality show, as well as on other income. (AP Photo/Steven Senne)
Monday, January 23, 2006
crazy duluth weekend
here you go guys, I was going to write funny captions and stuff like that, the pictures are not even in order. have fun, it was fun, peeps, becky, john, dan, lauretta, shelly, jay, shannon, susan, darcy, sarai, and I. But not Rick or Bret, they are a bunch of D-Bags. or a broetch.
















weekend post
Friday, January 20, 2006
hmmm
The majority of the American people (55 percent) think the war in Iraq is a mistake and that we should get out. The majority (65 percent) of the American people want single-payer health care and are willing to pay more taxes to get it. The majority (86 percent) of the American people favor raising the minimum wage. The majority of the American people (60 percent) favor repealing Bush's tax cuts, or at least those that go only to the rich. The majority (66 percent) wants to reduce the deficit not by cutting domestic spending, but by reducing Pentagon spending or raising taxes.The majority (77 percent) thinks we should do "whatever it takes" to protect the environment. The majority (87 percent) thinks big oil companies are gouging consumers and would support a windfall profits tax. That is the center, you fools. WHO ARE YOU AFRAID OF?
Thursday, January 19, 2006
stoned
Jan 19, 9:13 AM (ET)LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Going maybe where no other actor has gone before, "Star Trek" star William Shatner has sold a piece of his body for charity.
Shatner, famed for playing Captain James T. Kirk, commander of the starship U.S.S. Enterprise in the original "Star Trek" TV series, sold his kidney stone to online casino GoldenPalace.Com for $25,000. The money will be donated by Shatner to Habitat for Humanity to build houses for the poor.
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
Looara's Blog
Looara has been bugging me to change her url back on her blog link. Therefore here you all go. Just to be clear, you can find looara's blog here:Laura's Blog [Recently Updated]
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an emo should be used as a speed bump
Maybe they need their own genocide?
Some of the stereotypical fashion trends associated with emo include the wearing of tight jeans, males wearing pants tailored for females, black clothing, All-Stars shoes, used T-shirts with random prints, and dyeing their hair in unatural dark hues. Dark make-up is also popular with females, but males may sometimes use it, too. Piercings and tattoos are also popular, especially lip and labret piercings.Though the original emo scenes were not exclusionary, the modern "emo" scene has developed into a "gay friendly" scene. Though it's unclear whether it's related to the diminished "macho" elements of emo music or the "gay friendly" nature of the scene, it has become commonplace for detractors to use "emo" in combination with popular gay slurs, such as "emo fag".
While use of the term "emo" to describe the dress and attitudes of some fans of emo music, it should be noted that use of "emo" as a musical genre and "emo" as a slang term are largely separate. "Emo" as a musical genre long pre-dated the use of "emo" as a slang term, while most modern bands labelled "emo" are done so unwillingly, and largely because they share some of the fashion trends and attitude associated with "emo" as a slang term.
There is also a common myth that associates self harm with "emo". The link may stem from the association of negative emotions with the emo subculture.
Tuesday, January 17, 2006
Not to Disturb the Wedding post...but
You guys have to check this out, the video quality and production is crappy, but guess what made a SNL skit........DULUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!my fav parts are when the lead singer of some crappy bar in duluth, MN or SUP-town, WI drinks all of the Jack. There are a shit load of funny Duluth references, I guess you had to live there to experience the true brilliance of this skit. PLEASE ENJOY!!!!!!!!!
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