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A Special Letter to Dick Cheney

Dear Cock, (dick)

I work in a building that overlooks the airport and 494. Having watched Air Force One land many times, I have observed a couple things that really piss me off. Watching the landing process I watched how the state, county, and city cops close all local roads for the motorcade. Now I understand you are trying to swing this state of minnesota with all its liberals that all hate america, but do you really think you and fuckin "w" can come here all the time (5 times this year) and not fly from the airport to your location in a helicopter? You do it all the time in the white house lawn. Its so dramatic. Oh wait so is closing down the twin cities main traffic veins during rush hour.

But no, you use up our state funding to spread your bullshit message across our state. We pay for you to close up every crossroad on 494 15 miles east and west. posting a cop at every intersection while you promote your agenda and while people wait to go pick up their childeren at daycare while the meter runs and perhaps their house is robbed because of the lack of police enforcement (they are making sure no on gets onto 494.) You wouldn't know about that, because that is middle class americans, people you have long forgotten asshole. Frankly it is getting old and I hope you are losing more votes than gaining in my state.

Most importantly, as if closing these roads is bad enough during the day, the fact that you chose to parade around during evening rush hour I am sure made a lot of people say "fuckin dick!" I throughly enjoyed my 45 minute drive (should take 15) home on a road that is not even close to 494 at fucking 4pm. Not all of us can shoot someone in the face with a shotgun when traffic gets slow. I can only imagine those people who rely on roads closer to 494.

So you can see why I get angry, paying for you to parade around in an unneccesary motorcade, during rush hour, in the twin cities, promoting a upper class agenda, while people like me drive home thinking please oh please is it 2008 yet?

THE BIGGEST FUCKING BIRTHDAY PARTY ICING ON THE CAKE, IS THE FACT THAT YOU DID ALL THIS TO ATTEND A PRIVATE FUNDRAISER AT A DISTRICT LEVEL. (the 6th district, you can't afford to lose it) I THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE PROMOTING EDUCATION REFORM IN MN, OR HELPING US HELP OUR POOR, OR FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO ABOUT THE NORTHERN MN ECONOMY, OR WHAT TO DO WITH THE PLETHORA OF OTHER SOCIAL ISSUES WE HAVE IN OUR STATE.

but no, just a private republican fundraiser. Nothing important in washington to do today, just spend mn's money to promote the right. Thats wrong.

Fuck You,

Scott Bader

posted by Scott Bader @ 4:49 PM